Monday, 20 May 2019
The Publicity Stunts - Episode 73
Paul’s reading up on how to make the best use of social media to promote WM. In all the guides, it recommends asking questions, that’s a guarantee of interaction with your followers, it says. ‘Hhhmmm’ thinks Paul ‘what would Gaynor ask? She’d probably say something like ‘Why did you wake me up? I dunno? Just make sure it’s something cool, don’t go showing me up again, y’know I don’t like you writing about me on FB.’ Paul takes a long Gaynor style drag on his biro and chuckles to himself. The local vicar is a good source of material he thinks, though it would be something really creepy like, ‘Are you wearing underwear?’ Only old Mrs Dixon the fishmonger would be happy to broadcast about her underwear, or lack of it on the internet he muses. ‘Goin’ Commando!!!!!’ he can hear her shout down the high street. ‘Best to keep it uncontentious for the first post’ he thinks and types ‘Who else on here thinks the Beatles are overrated??’ He presses post and stands well back.