Wednesday, 1 May 2019
The Publicity Stunts - Episode 64
Paul knows the local vicar is very excitable, especially about the naturist camp gig. He does his best to try and play down the evening. For instance, he reassures the vicar that the audience won’t include a class of mischievous teenage schoolgirls like those featured in Carry on Camping.’ ‘What if Gaynor takes her clothes off?’ smiles the vicar slyly. ‘Never in a million years’ reassures Paul, ‘she hasn’t flashed more than ankle in public since she was arrested in the kebab shop last year.’ ‘Oh aye,’ laughs the vicar, ‘when she attempted the Dance of the Seven Veils with pitta bread. Bloody missed that as well! he scowls.