Tuesday, 8 January 2019
The Publicity Stunts - Episode 60
About once a month, Paul will hold a wet tea towel over his mouth and nose, take a deep breath and fight his way into the rubbish strewn bedroom shared by the local vicar and Ed Sheeran. The smell alone would kill an elephant and Paul rushes to the window and opens both the top and bottom sashes to expel the awful pong. His mission is not to tidy the room, if the boys choose to live in a manner resembling the more salubrious areas of Mumbai, then so be it! He’s here to collect the plates, cups and glasses that have gravitated here and dispose of anything that may develop into a health hazard. Like rotting unfinished takeaway etc. After a quick count up he’s collected say half of the missing crockery. Ed and the vicar’s room is a disgusting mess, however this is just the warm up for the main event. Tomorrow he’ll tackle the gargantuan city sized dump that’s Gaynor and Pixie Lott’s room.