Tuesday, 13 November 2018

The Publicity Stunts - Episode 38

Paul’s made a plate of jam sandwiches for lunch, Warburton’s ‘Super Toastie’ lavishly spread with Robinson’s raspberry jam, ‘A winning combination’ he says putting the plate on the table. Gaynor and Paul tuck in like true ‘70’s kids, whereas Pixie Lott and Ed Sheeran turn up their noses. ‘Like init, haven’t you got anything healthy like?’ complains Pixie, ‘Nobody eats this sorta shit anymore init.’ Paul takes a large slurp of tea to wash down a broadside of bread, before reminding Pixie, ‘When I was a kid, I spent all day on the football field, there were no computer games then, so don’t talk to me about being healthy, we burnt our calories with exercise!’ ‘To be fair to Pixie though’ pipes up Gaynor, ‘you were never chosen for the team Paul, you were always the substitute sat on the bench.’ ‘Well that explains everything like’ smirks Pixie. ‘Yeh, you fat get’ says Ed a little more matter of factly.