Friday, 12 October 2018

The Publicity Stunts - Episode 20

As we all know, Gaynor and Pixie Lott share a room at Paul’s house; it’s the master bedroom that overlooks the park. On the whole, the girls get on well, though Gaynor’s drunken snoring and Pixie’s nightmares, have been known to cause a little friction between them at times. Being marginally older than Pixie, Gaynor believes she is the responsible one and has created these room sharing rules. Rule 1 - in no circumstances can that underwear thieving lowlife pervert, the local vicar be permitted entry. ‘Even if he’s on fire and we’ve a room full of fire extinguishers!’ reinforces Gaynor. Rule 2 - no ‘entertaining’ guests after 11pm. Everyone needs their beauty sleep. ‘Especially, Paul’ says Gaynor laughing, ‘I think he must be part dog; poor sod seems to age 7 years every human year.’ Rule 3 - all leftover takeaway passes to common ownership after midnight and maybe eaten by either girl for breakfast or a late supper. Rule 4 - any item of clothing, shoes or accessories maybe loaned without notice to the owner (except Gaynor’s new sun frocks from Primarni).