Wednesday, 12 September 2018

The Publicity Stunts - Episode 1

It’s a damp Friday evening and the whole village has adjourned to the Dog & Gun. Ed Sheeran and his gangland associate LJ, are sat at the smallest table next to the bar. As Gaynor walks by carrying pints and chasers, Ed catches her arm. ‘Gaynor, we need you to do a job for us’ he says in a low voice. ‘A job?’ laughs Gaynor, ‘there’s NO WAY, I’m going back inside, for ANYONE,’ she says with a serious stare whilst wagging a dismissive finger. ‘I’m straight these days guys and that’s the way it’s staying,’ and with that, she sashays away, swinging her hips even more than usual. LJ looks impressed, ‘Wow, I didn’t know Gaynor’s done time like init, what crime like?’ ‘It’s the worst crime of all’ says Ed shaking his head and smiling, ‘too much bloody AM DRAM and she was an extra in the Bill’ he laughs. ‘Shit like, init’ says LJ.