Wednesday, 25 July 2018

The Attention Seekers - Episode 81 - our faves - buy the book

There’s a buzz of excitement around the house today, Gaynor’s received confirmation that her first book is going to be published! The book ‘All men are my slaves’ is basically a collection of Gaynor’s drunken rants and diatribes, collected by Paul over many months and then edited from thousands of pages of expletive ridden threats and libellous slurs, to 234 pages of self help advice for the modern woman with a lust for life. Gaynor had no idea the book existed, until Paul presented his first draft for her to approve. After her initial shock that he’d been paying such avid attention (whilst looking half asleep) she’d was mildly flattered that her ideas once scrubbed up and presented in a coherent fashion, would warrant the attention of a publisher. Pixie Lott has agreed to give the book a celebrity endorsement and to accompany Gaynor to all television and radio interviews, given her history of drunken violence in studio green rooms.