Friday, 13 July 2018
The Local Vicar - Episode 75
Gaynor’s long lost brother Stu, is getting married again and on behalf of his intended wife Brenda, who has little in the way of family, he’s asked Gaynor and Pixie Lott to be her bridesmaids. Any chance to dress up and party is these girl’s raison d’etre, so they’re off to TK Maxx with Brenda, to buy some identical dresses to wear for the day. They must try on at least 100 outfits between them, on a shopping spree that would make any man throw himself in the cut. A bit like a trip to IKEA on a Sunday, or any other day of the week, if we’re being honest. Moving on, the dresses and shoes are secured, they’ve managed to agree on something that highlights Pixie’s best features and also conceals Gaynor’s parachute regiment tattoo, ‘Utinque Paratus’ or ‘Ready for Anything’ for those unfamiliar with Latin. Now there’s only one thing to sort out between them and that’s fellas! Who’s getting first dibs on the best man if he’s fit and does he have a hot friend in tow? There’s no way Pixie’s bringing that needy get Ed Sheeran, ‘That’s like soooo over init’ she laughs.