Friday, 4 May 2018

The Locar Vicar - Episode 40

It’s Sunday and Paul’s washing out his wheelie bins. Ever since Gaynor’s taken to ‘hanging’ with teenage pop stars and their respective entourages, Paul’s noticed the bins seem to be the most convenient place for them to vomit when they’ve had too much blue WKD, mixed up with Mackie D’s, Nando’s and Fanta fruit twist. The local vicar’s already mentioned to Paul there must be a market for pop star sick and he’s been down the library using the free wi-fi trying to find the best place to advertise it. Thankfully, Paul’s one step ahead and in the interests of good taste, he finds the hosepipe and a half bottle of Kwik Save bleach does the trick.