Friday, 6 April 2018

The Locar Vicar - Episode 25

‘So your album with Gaynor’s on iTunes tomorrow is it?’ asks the local vicar fishing in his usual matter. ‘That’s right, 23rd’ replies Paul proudly. ‘So when do you get your royalties then?’ He continues. ‘If and when anyone buys it’ explains Paul laughing. ‘Soon then.........?’ ‘Fingers crossed eh? Do you want to buy anything today?’ asks Paul, glancing passed the vicar and down the aisle of Kwik Save and the line of customers and their trolleys waiting patiently for Paul’s check out. ‘Lend us a fiver?’ the vicar asks Terry the Kwiky security guard as he escorts him from the property.