Tuesday, 27 February 2018

The Local Vicar - Episode 4

It’s Monday again and Paul’s enjoying making the Airfix kit Gaynor thoughtfully bought for him. What Paul doesn’t know, is that the local vicar bought a second Airfix and several pieces of Paul’s Spitfire kit have been interchanged with the vicar’s Messerschmitt. Gaynor and the local vicar are wetting themselves laughing in the next room whilst the Paul struggles to make the pieces fit and complains on Gaynor’s behalf about the lack of quality these days. They piss themselves more when he announces he’s off to the local DIY shop for some sandpaper to ‘sort’ the alien pieces. They’ll tell him later at the Billy Goat gig but first there’s a couple of bottles of communion wine with their name on.